Hey, you—Human. I get that we can’t be together all the time. But I have needs. When you’re away, I still require cuddling and play time and the occasional “Who’s a good boy?!”—not just someone to feed me and split. Heard of the Pooped Pooch? Those guys know how to treat us canines: from providing romps in their fenced-in park to spending quality time with us at home.